After years
of forced subjugation to the soccer-mad European sports world, I thought the
arrival of ESPN America was my ticket out. Sure, the hours
were going to be a little tricky, but certainly it would be worth it to trade
in whiny, injury-faking prima-donnas and their stupid haircuts for the hardcore
football I grew up with?
Two years later, I'm not so sure...
On a dewey Sunday morning I watched the
Olympique Lyonnais U19 squad defeat Nice 3-0
on a practice field at OL's training facility near Stade
Gerland here in Lyon. Who cares, right? Admittedly, not a whole lot of
people...but for someone who follows European soccer, watching the kids
explains a lot about the present and future of the game.
After maintaining a well-earned (for us, at
least) silence following his dismissal as coach of the French national football
team last June, M. Domenech descended from his lofty, unemployment-financed
cloud of self-delusion last week, granting audience to a reporter from the
French weekly 
What do these two organizations have in common? Not
much...except a marked lack of enthusiasm for the production of clear-cut
champions. The difference is that French sports consumers, unlike their
angry-yet-powerless American counterparts, don't seem to care.
OK, so the
World Cup hasn't (mercifully) had much to do with France for
several weeks now, but what the hell: although I may be accused of simply
giving myself one last chance to lay a big fat "I told you so" regarding
Olympique Lyonnais appreciation post
in honor of the biggest soccer upset in years...
